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šŸŖ– Dems Declare War on MAGA Media

Tim Walz’s political downfall has liberals up in arms, Pete Hegseth takes aim at Mark Kelly, and a deadly start to 2026 in Sudan.

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Peter Rothpletz
Jan 06, 2026
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On this day in 2021, an army of Pillsbury Dough-fascists attempted to storm the US Capitol and end American democracy. They failed, and more than 1,500 rioters were subsequently charged with crimes related to the insurrection. Then, Donald Trump pardoned them all, because we live in hell!

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In today’s ā€˜First Draft,’ racist conspiracies sink the career of Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, Elon Musk’s AI bot, Grok, attacks one of the many mothers of the billionaire’s children, and the star of Signalgate spews breathtaking propaganda at a UN Security Council briefing.

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The Walz Are Closing In

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz speaks during a news conference at the State Capitol building on Jan. 5, 2026, in St. Paul, Minnesota. Photo by Stephen Maturen/Getty Images

Minnesota Governor and former Democratic VP candidate Tim Walz abruptly dropped his bid for a third term yesterday, effectively heralding the end of his remarkable political career after weeks of internet hyperfixation on the North Star state’s (years-old) childcare fraud scandal.

ā€œAs I reflected on this moment with my family and my team over the holidays, I came to the conclusion that I can’t give a political campaign my all,ā€ Walz shared during a press conference in St. Paul.

ā€œEvery minute I spend defending my own political interests would be a minute I can’t spend defending the people of Minnesota against the criminals who prey on our generosity and the cynics who prey on our differences.ā€

The move can only be viewed as an extraordinary act of selflessness from a politician who was a Trump victory away from the vice presidency last fall.

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